Bella Swan

I just want to DO something you know?

charlieswan-:

BELLA, DON'T BE SILLY, EVERYONE LOVES YOU. HOW COULD THEY NOT?

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I LOVE YOU MAMA

But pretty much everyone does hate me, I’m kind of a fang banging, annoying, twitchy bitch if you haven’t noticed

I’m just a poor man nobody loves me

charlieswan-:

Wait…nobody loves me either.

My mom is here

reneetheultimatemom:

bellaswan-:

SHE WILL RESCUE ME FROM MY BEAST OF A FATHER

BABY. I CAME TO LOVE YOU.

YAYYY

My mom is here

SHE WILL RESCUE ME FROM MY BEAST OF A FATHER

I should have named you BLT

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And I should have been born into a different family, but we can’t always get what we want

Here dad, I made you this:

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bellaswan-:

and don’t forget the drink to wash it down

BITCH. YOU STOLE MY SANDWICH.

I MADE THAT FUCKING SANDWICH.

Back off bitch

Here dad, I made you this:

charlieswan-:

bellaswan-:

and don’t forget the drink to wash it down

YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BITCH

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Of course not, why would I do something like that?

Here dad, I made you this:

and don’t forget the drink to wash it down

YO, IF ANY VAMPIRE WANTS TO HAVE A BABY,

charlieswan-:

bellaswan-:

charlieswan-:

bellaswan-:

MY WOMB IS GAME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU RIP IT OUT WITH YOUR TEETH IF THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE INTO. I HAVE NO STANDARDS ANYMORE.

YO, IF ANY VAMPIRE GETS HIT ON BY MY DAUGHTER RUN AWAY OR PREFERABLY KILL HER

OMG DAD SHUT UP AND

YOU RUIN MY LIFE

IF I NAMED YOU BLT I KNOW EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT BUT NO YOUR STUPID MOTHER WAS LIKE “NAME HER BELLA OHHHH” BITCH

I AM NOT A SANDWICH YOU BITCH